#6 Part 1

I was in PE today, with my class.
We came across 4 trees in our path that we had never seen before.
I ate the purple, rock looking fruit on the third tree.
My friend (Bob) ate the yellow, smooth fruit on the second tree.
My other friend (Sam) ate the green, slimy fruit on the fourth tree.
My other other friend (Joe) ate the pink, spicy fruit on the first tree.
My other other other friend (Craig) ate the golden, shiny fruit on the ground next to the trees.
Then 5 of my enemies walked up.
They saw 5 trees behind those.
They went and ate the 5 fruits coming from those trees.
They were a bit brighter than ours.
My enemy (Max) ate the yellow, smooth fruit on the second tree.
My other enemy (Shane) ate the green, slimy fruit on the fourth tree.
My other other enemy (Paul) ate the pink, spicy fruit on the first tree.
My other other other enemy (Stephan) ate the golden, shiny fruit on the fifth tree.
My other other other other enemy (Brady) ate the purple, rock looking fruit on the third tree.
Then an old man jumped out of a ditch next to me.
'You...um...19 people have just eaten them there Devil Fruits!' he yelled.
'Um...there's ten of us.' I replied.
He walked over and pointed to Brady.
'This guy has eaten the Dance Dance Fruit!'
He then walked over to Stephan.
'This guy has eaten the Monster Monster Fruit, Model: Ogre!'
He then walked over to Paul.
'This guy has eaten the Glass Glass Fruit!'
He then walked over to Shane.
'This guy has eaten the Ground Ground Fruit!'
He then hobbled slowly over to Max.
'This young lady has eaten the Sweet Sweet Fruit!'
'But I'm a guy!' said Max.
'Nonsense!' replied the old man.
He walked over to Craig.
'This guy has eaten the Noisy Noisy Fruit!'
He fell over and crawled slowly towards Joe.
'This nerd has eaten the Holy Holy Fruit, Model: Angel!'
'Hahahaha!' everyone burst out laughing.
The old man got up, and walked over to Sam.
'This...um...person has eaten the Cotton Cotton Fruit!'
He walked over to Bob.
'This guy has eaten the Air Air Fruit!'
He then walked over to me.
'This young lad, he has eaten the Stupid Stupid Fruit!'
'What!?' I yelled.
'Won't have much effect!' Max yelled.
Everyone burst out laughing.
'Wait! I made a mistake! this guy has eaten the Salt Salt Fruit!' sais the old man.
'Salt...you're kidding right?' I said.
'Yeh, I'm kidding. I ate the Stupid Stupid Fruit!' he replied.
'HAHAHAHAHA!!!' everyone laughed even harder.
The old man just hobbled out of the school grounds and got hit by a bus.
Then the bell rang.
We all went home, wondering if the old man was to be believed.
Well, that's what I was thinking. The old man was probably thinking 'Shoulda looked both ways!'.

I am worried now. I will say my fruits power now.
It would be a logia type Devil Fruit.
I can manipulate and turn into salt.
I have the feeling something will happen tomorrow...stupid old man.

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