The Hill Game

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Introduction:

You are walking down the street. Then, something catches your eye. It is... a hill. Not just any hill, but a beautiful hill. You MUST have it. Problem is, everyone else wants it to. The battle begins!

Rules:
Someone posts how they take control of the hill. Then, the next poster has to take it away from the previous poster somehow. The more creative it is, the better and more fun this game is. And when you have control of the hill, you have to say MY HILL at the end of the post.


AND.
Since no one has the hill, I walk up, and it is my hill.

MY HILL.

I drive up and run you over.

My Hill.
(BTW, I have to go now).

(Alright then. See you around.)

I come and light your car on fire, making it explode and sending you flying.

MY HILL.

I come with a bazooka and send you flying

But you never said, "MY HILL," so it is my hill still.
How sad.
I come kick you off.

MY HILL.
still...

I get Sora's glide ability and glide my way to the hill, and kick you off.

MY HILL!

Sora comes and burns you with firaga because you stole his ability.
As you run off to save yourself, I claim the hill.

MY HILL.

I come in with a bulldozer, mash you with the tires and put you in a giant blender.
You get what happens next.
(If I'm not allowed to kill you, then just say so.)

MY HILL.

I make a clone that can fly.
While you are all busy watching him, I build a barbed-wire fence around the hill.

MY HILL!

(@ ShadowGizoid87: You ARE allowed to kill, just don't expect anyone to STAY dead. lol).

I send in my army of Weegee clones, and their stare forces you off the hill. Then I destroy the barbed wire fence, and for the finishing touch, I build a house.

MY HILL.

I send my clone into your house dressed as Peter Pan.
As you laugh and clap thinking you will be taken to Neverland, I use the force to move your house onto 'Silent Hill'.
I build my house and BMX track.

MY HILL!

I steal one of your bmx bikes and run you over.
I blow up your house with dynamite and throw you off the hill.
I build a house with every game system imaginable.
I keep your bmx track.

MY HILL.

I come back with a plane and drop an atom bomb
my hill

I falcon PAWNCH your house and you off the hill.

MY HILL.

I call on an army of turtles which roll you over and down the hill and into traffic
my hill

I simply push you over.
Then I build another mansion, want to throw a big party and invite all of you.

MY HILL PARTY!

During the party, I shoot you in the back of the head.
I put you in a car and send the car down the hill with a rock on the accelerator pedal.
You smash into a car and it explodes.
I use a wrecking ball on the mansion and all the people at the party run for their lives.
I build a fighting arena and train myself in fighting.

MY HILL.

I talk to the real estate manager and legally own the house now.
3 seconds to demolition.
3...2...1..BOOOM!

MY HILL!

I trained myself in martial arts so I come in your house while you're sleeping and throw you out the window.
Then, I attach a bomb to you and roll you down the hill.
You get to the center of traffic and I push the explode button.
BOOOOOMM!!!!!!!

MY HILL.

Haha, that was my clone.
I sneak up to you the next night dressed as a maid and then strangle you with the sheets.

MY HILL!

I get up off the floor because I'm still in the house.
I force a butler to smash your head into a tv screen.
Then, when you regain consciousness, I light you on fire.
You run down the hill and dive into the lake.

MY HILL!

I toss a brick on your head.
You pass out, thus making it easy to bash your brains in.

MY HILL.

I have super awesome powas that heal me.
I heal myself and climb into your bed.
When you come in. Lets just say we hear a scream.

MY HILL.

Some of this stuff is harsh.
I hope no Serial Killers are reading this stuff, they will be getting IDEAS!

Anyways, the scream is actually my clone (Not SP) and he dies and I am standing behind you...lets just say we hear a scream. I hurt my foot.
Then i get up and slice you, tie all the pieces together, throw them in a blanket, throw it in a river, freeze the river over and detonate a detonator that I had planted on you before..

MY HILL!

I get my pet dinosaur to destroy the house because I didn't like all the bad things that happened there.
Then you run at me and I trip you.

MY HI......
Oh yeah, I chop you up with a samurai sword, shoot you 15 times in the head and smash your head into the ice having your feet straight up in the air.

MY HILL!