The Game of Death (Get it?)

OKay, here's how it works, I say a word and you say something that destroys it, then the next person says something that destroys it.

eg
User 1: Hippo
User 2: Hunter
User 3: Getting Run Over By A Jeep

Like that.

Okay, I'll start.
The first word is, pencil.

a kid snapping the pencil

A bully snapping the kid.

Giant blender mashes bully up.

A blackout.
(Blenders run on electricity.)

the power is turned back on

Someone bulldozes the electricity company.

The person who destroyed the electric company gets squished by a truck.

Another truck coming head-on.

A nuke. (All there is to it.)

Chuck Norris!
Finish.

Wanna Restart with rules?

Whaddaya mean with rules?
Post the rules and I'll see if I want to.

Rules as in no Nuke's and no Chuck Norris.
Nothing that can destroy the world ok?

ok lets start with anubis

You mean the god?

The rules sound good but there shouldn't be anything complicated.
I mean like, who the fu** is anubis?

I think it is an Egyptian God.
Anyway...
The bully snapping Anubis...WAIT! Isn't Anubis fronm Yu-Gi-Oh!!?

*facepalm*
Lets just start with something simple, ok?
How about house.

Someone dividing by Zero within the house.
(This 'can' be overcame).

The guy getting shot in the head by a hobo.

Tree starts growing inside the hobo, and it starts to destroy some of his essential internal organs.

I set the tree on fire

The fire hose douses the fire.

Captain Falcon 'FALCON PAAWNCH!'es the fire hose.

I use Jigglypuff's final smash to K-O Captain Falcon.