The Game of Death (Get it?)

I stand there looking at jigglypuff and she dies. (Weakling.)

I hire a TF2 sniper so snipe you because you killed Jigglypuff.

I blow the tf2 sniper up with a time bomb stuck to his head.

Anther Jigglypuff appears and is angry because you killed it's sister.
It walks past the explosion and uses It's Down Special. (Near 1-Hit KO.)

FALCON PAWWWNCH!!!!!

WARLOCK PAAWWNCH!

DESTROYING WARLOCK OWNAGE PAWWWWNCCHHHHH!!!!!!

That is HELLA funny.
Um...NOT DESTROYING WARLOCK OWNAGE PAWWWWNCCHHHHH!!!!!!

Yeah.
Just found it on the net and thought, why not?
Anywayz, sledge hammer SMASH!

Your person is about to attack, then they sit down to watch the new sitcom.

I smash your Television.

Lol.
I smash you SP.

Dr. Phil asks you for repressed memories.

Then you cry and cry and cry until you lose breath and die.

The engineer builds a heavy dispenser
What is that, you ask?
Watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkjc0jdxFqc


It kills Dr. Phil.

A hobo stick a knife into the engineer's brain and take it out.

I steal the hobo's clothes, he runs away embarrassed.

I tie he's shoelaces together.

I cut your tied-together shoe laces.

I tie and glue YOUR shoelaces together and tightened them harshly. Then I take whatever thing you used to cut the shoelaces before and glue the bottom of you shoes to the back of my truck. I then burn your clothes off down to your underwear from a long and not gay distance. Then drive down the busy highway yelling 'Everybody point and laugh!'
HA! Try to beat that! Wait, can you win at this game? If so...HELLYEAH! I think I WIN!